What if the empire never built the Death star? That’s the starting point for Star… What? A somewhat daft, occasionally serious retelling of the original star wars Trilogy that sees how things might have played out if the Rebels had no death star to blow up.

I’ll be doing an alternate version of each of the 3 original movies, each split over 9 stories. After which who knows? A lot of characters from the expanded universe will also be appearing in fairly major roles, alongside their better known movie counterparts. Much chaos shall no doubt ensue.

Updates are every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. There’s also a semi regular comic every Sunday either telling a doctor who story, or sometimes just a random one off cartoon. If you don’t like it just ignore it. :)

The Story so far:


Episode IV: A New hope

Chapter 1- We’re off script George.

Things start to deviate as Grand Moff Tarkin, realizes the Death Star might be a really bad idea, and the empire has to come up with a new plan.

Main Characters: Grand Moff Tarkin, Princess Leia, Winter, Emperor Palpatine.

Chapter 2- Going Rogue.

On the run from the Empire The Rebels decide to try and even things up by acquiring the plans for a new star fighter.

Main Characters: Wedge Antilles, Judder Page, R2D2

Chapter 3- Meanwhile in Tunisia.

The emperor dispatches his top Agent Mara Jade to assassinate a potential threat he’s foreseen- A farm boy on Tatooine…

Main Characters: Luke Skywalker, Ben Kenobi, Mara Jade, Talon Karrde

Chapter 4- Stop Cloning around.

Escaping from Tatooine Luke Skywalker and Ben Kenobi find themselves caught up in the empires flawed attempt to restart cloning on Kamino.

Main Characters: Luke Skywalker, Ben Kenobi, Talon Karrde, Grand Moff Tarkin, Princess Leia, Winter, C3PO

Chapter 5- The Crystal Maze.

Ben and Luke attempt to make contact with the Rebellion, but Mara Jade is hot on their tail.

Main Characters: Luke Skywalker, Ben Kenobi, Mara Jade, Judder Page, Bail Organa

Chapter 6- Whatever Happened to Captain Solo

We take a look at what happened to Han and Chewbacca after they narrowly missed meeting up with Luke and Ben on Tatooine and find themselves on the run from Jabba the Hutt.

Main Characters: Han Solo, Chewbacca, Jabba the Hutt, Lando Calrissian, Greedo, Bossk

Chapter 7- Mission Improbable

Winter must assemble a crack team of rebel, and rebel allied infiltration specialists to gain access to an ultra secure Imperial facility and learn the secret of Project Epimetheus.

Main Characters: Winter, Ben Kenobi, Judder Page, R2D2, Ghent, Kyle Katarn, Emperor Palpatine, Ysanne Isard.

Chapter 8- Return of the OTHER Jedi

As the Empire unleashes an all out galaxy wide assault on the rebellion, the rebels seek out the means to destroy Project Epimetheus

Main Characters: Han Solo, Chewbacca, Wedge Antilles

Chapter 9- A New Hope.

Ben Kenobi launches a mission to try and destroy Project Epimetheus, but the empire is more then ready for him.

 Main Characters: Practically everyone

Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

Chapter 1- Rise of the Jedi.

A force vision sends Luke and Yoda on a quest to track down a group of surviving Jedi.

Main Characters: Luke Skywalker, Yoda, Maz Kanada, Darth Vader

Chapter 2- Dark Farces

Coming Soon.

Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Coming eventually (probably 2018 if the schedule holds)